It was the usual Saturday night in the ER. A few people in with various injuries and illnesses were in their rooms awaiting the typical lab tests and X-rays needed to take care of their problems. Everything seems to be under control. There were only a few people in the waiting room and I thought this might turn out to be a pretty good night.
I picked up the next chart and the patient, Mary (not her real name) was concerned that she was pregnant and having some bleeding and cramping. She stated that she was 4 weeks pregnant and had been having mild vaginal bleeding for the past few hours.
This is a pretty standard ER problem of evaluating a pregnant woman with bleeding early in her pregnancy. There is a usual process involved including blood tests , urine tests and possibly an ultrasound. As I went to see this young lady, I was going through this process in my mind and the only thing that was a little odd was that the pt stated she was 4 weeks pregnant. We generally measure the dates of a pregnancy from the time of the last menstrual period. In this case, being 4 weeks pregnant means the woman’s last period was 4 weeks ago. Hmmm, usually women have periods about every 4 weeks and most of the time woman don’t get too concerned about being pregnant until it has been more than 4 weeks since their last period. As I entered Mary’s room, this was going through my mind.
Mary was sitting comfortably in the ER bed texting on her phone as I introduced myself. I asked her about her symptoms and she reiterated the story she had told the triage nurse regarding mild vaginal bleeding and cramping for the past few hours. She confirmed that her last period had started 30 days ago and she said she usually had a period once a month and that her periods were pretty regular. She said she had never been pregnant before but she had been sexually active so she was concerned that she might be pregnant. Then she added that she had been a little nauseated the past few mornings and she knew this was a sign that she might be pregnant. Because of these symptoms she stated she had checked a home pregnancy test and it was positive. Next, she stated that she had repeated her home pregnancy test 6 more times and it was positive every time.
Suddenly, warning bells were going off in my head. Who buys 7 home pregnancy tests and tests themselves over and over in the course of one day? As an ER doctor I have developed a certain radar detection system that helps me to sort through patients who have real medical issues from those who mainly need information, education and reassurance. I realized this young woman was so concerned that she might be pregnant that she was able to convince herself that her symptoms had to all be related to being pregnant. As I continued speaking with her and did her physical examination I tried to figure out how to tell this young woman that she was not pregnant and was just starting her normal period. After her exam (which was normal), I advised her that we would check her pregnancy test and some blood work and then I went through the possible causes of her problem, including the fact that this may just be the start of a normal period. Mary just looked at me and nodded as I spoke and it was difficult to read what she was thinking.
Needless to say, her pregnancy tests, both urine and blood , were negative. When I spoke with her about her results, Mary was quite attentive and seemed to be absorbing the information. When I finished I asked Mary if she had any questions. There was some hesitation and then she spoke and thanked me for my help. She stated she was relieved that she was not pregnant and she was happy that she had not told her family that she was pregnant. I was also feeling some relief. Sometimes people have odd reactions when you inform them that their preconceived notion of what is wrong with them is mistaken, but Mary was taking this quite well. My stellar bedside manner and thorough explanation had worked to make this an educational encounter for Mary. As I got ready to leave the room, though, my bubble was burst by Mary’s final comment to me. She said that everything went so well during her visit that she would definitely return to get another pregnancy test if she ever suspected she was pregnant in the future.
Unfortunately, the story of Mary and other patients like her, is indicative of one of the problems we face in the ER. The ER is not meant to be a walk in clinic for every imaginable medical question or concern. For instance, the ER is not the place to come to for a pregnancy test. I feel most people know this but it bears repeating. The ER is for medical emergencies, hence the name EMERGENCY room. Finding out whether or not you are pregnant is not a medical emergency. This is one of those real life ER issues that we deal with everyday. It is not sexy or glamorous and won’t be featured on any TV shows about the ER, but it is real.